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You said there was only one person in the world who could surprise you. Turns out, there’s two.
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nobody has any fucking manners here take me home
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thefluffingtonpost: Local Puppy Can’t Wait for Summer School is almost out for Winnie, an area puppy who can’t wait for summer. “She’s so excited about it,” said third grade teacher Mrs. Jenkins, “that Winnie actually turned in an essay called, ‘How I Plan to Spend My Summer Vacation,’ that wasn’t even assigned.” According to the copy of the essay, obtained by The Fluffington Post, the dog plans to chase tennis balls, bark at the cat, roll in smelly stuff and dig a big hole under the porch.  Sounds like quite a summer. Via teamerriestjam.

thefluffingtonpost:

Local Puppy Can’t Wait for Summer

School is almost out for Winnie, an area puppy who can’t wait for summer.

“She’s so excited about it,” said third grade teacher Mrs. Jenkins, “that Winnie actually turned in an essay called, ‘How I Plan to Spend My Summer Vacation,’ that wasn’t even assigned.”

According to the copy of the essay, obtained by The Fluffington Post, the dog plans to chase tennis balls, bark at the cat, roll in smelly stuff and dig a big hole under the porch. 

Sounds like quite a summer.

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Joe plays “Obscure Comic Book Character, German Restaurant, or Dinosaur?” on ‘The Nerdist’ - May 18, 2013
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Alejandro Guijarro photographs the chalkboards of some of the brightest minds in quantum physics for his continuing series Momentum. He went to research facilities like CERN and many of the top universities in the world to find them.
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jingle-full-of-larry: snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape: the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff hey look satan made a gif

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snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape:

the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff

hey look satan made a gif

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The leech was twisting in the king’s grip, trying to attach itself to one of his fingers.

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